dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
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Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
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The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
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