You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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