I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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