what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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