you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
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Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
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I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
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