Don't you send me to vm
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
should my penis look like a turkey
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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