i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
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I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
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Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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