So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
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is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
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I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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