I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
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i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
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I have grass duct taped all over my body
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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