Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
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Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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