Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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