sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
