Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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