If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
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I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
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It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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