OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
you will always have a special place in my vag
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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