Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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