The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
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sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
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I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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