so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
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the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
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I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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