at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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