I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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