whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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