You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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