Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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