I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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