I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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