You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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