Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
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He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
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A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
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Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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