yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
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