he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
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Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
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Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
True college students do jello shots in the library
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