We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
