god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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