Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
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I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
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You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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