Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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