In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
if i died would you start the facebook group?
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
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