1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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