Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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