Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
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it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
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Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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