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• (703): View more from Virginia

  He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.

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• (786): View more from Florida

  She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick

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  I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.

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• (631): View more from New York

  He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.

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  I hate freshman.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!

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• (305): View more from Florida

  New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'

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  so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.

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• (716): View more from New York

  I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.

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• (209): View more from California

  So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.

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