yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
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