Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
These 23 People Had The Most Insane Spring Breaks Ever
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
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mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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