I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY