We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
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