is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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