Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Farmville is her only friend.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
My day in three words: secret purse cake
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
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