Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Randomize
