today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
It's never too late to be topless.
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In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
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Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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