i permit you to call me
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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