we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
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You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
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I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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