She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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