textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
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I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
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The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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