i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
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Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
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you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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