omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Randomize