what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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