yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
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She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
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You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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