i really wish james franco would like my vagina
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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