I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Randomize
