i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
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i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
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"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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