she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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