he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
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My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
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I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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