Do vagina's smell?
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
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it's like russian roulette but with a penis
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
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I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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