It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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